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I took a trip, I was supposed to be working for a raft company as a safety kayaker, but it did not go well.

Guatemala – The first few days.

I woke up tuesday morning around 8 a.m. and sliced off some gluten-free bread for toast.  I sat down at the computer, and started to think about my day.  I needed to run a  few errands, return my library book, and pack for my trip to Guatemala.  Kim came out, and mentioned the new hands-free cell phone law, and I said, “Well, you don’t have to worry until tommorow.”
She said, “No it starts today.”
I said, “July 1 is tommorow.”
Kim, “No today is july 1”
My heart sank and I got a sick feeling in my stomach. 
“my flight was this morning at 12:15 am”
kim, “WHAT!?!?”

I thought my flight was weds morning, but knew it was on July 1.  Crazyness. I feel silly and sick at the same time…..

I called the airline.  I begged.  I lied a little.  And then she said, “We can put you on a plane at 12”   I cheered and thanked her. 

Kim and I packed.  A months travel packed for in 1.5 hours.   I’m sure I missed something, but I haven’t really found it yet. 


I’m looking for a job right now, but haven’t yet found the perfect thing.  I had an opportunity to go to Guatemala for a month and work for a rafting company.   I’d be a safety kayaker, paddling alongside the rafts to help if anyone falls out.   It sounded like a good adventure, and Kim was supportive (she’ll join me for a week later in the month).  So I was off. 

I arrived in Guatemala at 9 pm, and was pleased to see Iris.  She’s Dutch, but her boyfreind owns the company I’ll be working for, and is visiting for many months.  We grabbed a taxi to a small hotel, and went to sleep.  In the morning we took a short walk around Guatemala city, and then went to catch the bus to Coban.  Coban is a medium-small town, and much nicer than G.City, though a bit limited in things to do.    Travelling with us as well is Annalise, Iris´s friend from Holland.   She arrived a few days before me for a month visit.


The bus to Coban was a bit long, but comfortable enough.   The trash and smog in the city is tough to take, and it was good to be heading into the country.

In Coban, I met Maarten for the 1st time.  He’s Dutch as well, but has lived here for 3 years.  He used to do all the safety kayaking, but has hurt his back and can’t paddle.  Hence my arrival.  We’ve spent the last few days in Coban, where Marteen is having some work done on his truck, and where we await the arrival of Andrew, who is a raft guide from america who is supposed to be making his  way down here from Costa Rica.  No sign of him yet.

In the meantime, yesterday Annalise, Iris and I went for a long walk.  We visited some shops, a very colorful cemetary, and then took the unintentionally VERY long route to Vivero Veracruz, an orchid plantation. It was the wrong season, so there weren´t a tremendous number of orchids, but the ones there were spectacular.  This place is famous for having many species that are tiny, some so small that you can’t see them without magnifying glasses.   I didn’t get photos of those. 

Back to town, a little rest, and then dinner.  I’ve had a lot of downtime, and I’m already halfway through my reading supply. I guess I’ll re-read once done, as there is not much hope of finding English books here, unless I trade with other travellers.

More soon…..

July 4th in Coban

Hmmm.  Weird accents are showing up.  Sorry about that.  Not sure what to do, since they aren’t in what I’m seeing. 

Today I woke early,and went for a walk. I bought a tamale, wrapped in banana leaf and a bit different than the tamales I’m used to. Went back to the hotel. Annalise was ready to move on to Lanquin, so Iris and I walked her to the bus stop, and then we walked to a different spot, where we caught a mini-bus to a small village 8 km away.

It was a cute little village, and today happened to be market day, which was cool.  People came from all over for the market.  Colorful and fun.




Not much to say, and I’m getting hungry.   Lot’s of cool pictures from today though.  I look forward to going through them all when I get home.

Week one in Guatemala……….

Well, it’s Weds now. I’ve been in Guatemala for 8 days. I’ve been sweating for the vast majority of that time. It’s hot a humid here. I’m writing this from the home of the owner of the raft company. It’s a simple home, but the location is tough to beat. I’ve got the sound of the Lanquin river about 6 feet below me and two feet behind. The view is of some undeveloped mountains and the loudest sounds, other than the river, are some sprinkles of rain on the tin roof and an amazing variety of bird calls. There is no internet at the house, so when I’ve finished writing this update, I’ll put it on my thumb drive and hike the steep 10-15 minute walk to the village of Lanquin, Guatemala.

I think when I last updated was Saturday or Sunday. I’ve sort of lost track. We were still in Coban, waiting on the raft guide and the truck to be fixed. That afternoon it became clear the truck wouldn’t be fixed, so Maarten (the owner), Iris (Maarten’s Girlfriend) and I caught a mini-bus from Coban to Lanquin. These minibuses are sort of interesting, they are small Toyota and Nissan busses, mostly in surprisingly good shape, and they pack them completely to the brim with people. No personal space allowed. But it’s a cheap and seemingly safe way to get around.

Andrew, Iris and Myself at El Retiro

When we arrived in Lanquin, I was shown my home for the next few weeks. It’s a tin-roofed raised platform, with 4.5 foot walls on two sides, one side 1/2 walled, and one nearly completely open. It overlooks the river and the supports posts are just inches from the waters edge. It’s got a chair, shelves, and an air mattress. I added mosquito netting, which I’m quite glad Kim convinced me to pack. She’s a good wife. It’s very rustic, but pleasant enough. It’s hot here, well into the evening, so the open walls are actually a blessing.

Kim calls this my Plank, but it’s more than that.
My view from my bed.

My little house is adjacent to, but not part of, a popular backpacker destination, El Retiro Lodge. We base our operation and sales out of the restaurant/bar at El Retiro. It’s also the closest food, yummy and almost ridiculously cheap. It is quite a happening spot, and very, very popular with a young traveller crowd. It’s remarkable, many of them are travelling for months and months, or even years. Many have been to some remarkable places, and have a vague plan for the places they’ll visit in the coming months. It’s quite addictive. I’ve had very few conversations there where I didn’t think “Dang, I’d like to go there.” The whole experience of being here makes me want to travel more.

You can imagine that combining a large number of young travellers and cheap drinks (happy hour, held several times each evening, brings 2 mixed drinks, each with 2 oz. of alcohol in them, for 4 oz. total, for the equivalent of $2-3.) creates a bit of a party atmosphere, and you’d be right. It does get a bit crazy in there from time to time, but not really in any kind of obnoxious way. Mostly just some fun dancing and drinking and lively conversation. The crowd is really global, but predominately European (especially British and Irish it seems) and Isreali, with a healthy dose of Americans. It’s quite fun to watch a British bartender and a Guatemalan bartender dance wildly behind the bar to an Irish jig.

Carlos and Joe dancing to an Irish Jig

Each evening we head over there. I often get my dinner there, but we’re also there to answer questions and get people excited about rafting.

El Retiro at night.  I need to take some daytime photos of the lodge. Ít’s pretty.
Andrew scouting in the Jungle

Ok, back to a chronology. So we all arrived in Lanquin on Saturday evening, and the plan was for Andrew (the raft guide) and I to kayak the Lanquin river to learn it. I was excited, and woke up pretty early the next morning. As I went about getting ready, I stepped on a rotted-out wooden step in a staircase, and it broke. I fell, hard, bruising my arm and tweaking my shoulder. Damn. It hurt. A lot. When I did it, I honestly doubted my ability to paddle, maybe for the entire trip. I rested that day, took some medicine. Surprisingly, I woke Monday morning feeling about 80% fixed, so Andrew and I went paddling. The Lanquin run starts at El Retiro, and is only 45 minutes or so, but the bottom 2/3rds are fun, continuos Class III+ paddling, without much break and with some fun bigger waves. Good stuff. Andrew and I caught a ride back on one of the local transportation options, a pickup truck with the bed crowded with maybe 15 people. We put our boats in the bed, and stood on the bumper with 3 or 4 others, like firemen. Sort of wild.

A Guatemalan shuttle rig. We rode standing on the bumper.

I was over at El Retiro that evening, and a group was forming shortly before dark , to go see the “bat cave”. We walked there about 45 minutes before dark, and entered the cave. I’m not a big fan of being underground. In fact, I hate it enough I avoid parking garages when possible. But I wanted to see the bats. We walked back into the cave, on some incredibly slick guano covered trails. I saw one or two bats. After 10 minutes, it started to pick up. Like watching a flash flood, one became 10. 10 quickly became a hundred. A hundred rapidly became a thousand. They were leaving the cave to go hunting for the evening. Thousands and thousands of bats. They’d fly so close you could feel the air move, but their incredible echo-location skills meant they never bumped you. Incredible. Very cool. It was just amazing to see. We moved to the entrance of the cave, and watched as they flew and turned to go hunt. Eventually it turned dark. I ended up slowly walking back, enjoying conversation with a British couple that had been part of the group.

Murcialogo is spanish for bat.  not sure I spelled it right.  Hard to get photos of fast moving bats, at night, in a cave.

Tuesday we took the bar staff paddling in the morning, with Andrew guiding the raft and me being safety kayaker. This was mostly to get any issues worked out, and to get the staff excited about the rafting so they could help sell it. The trip was mostly smooth, though I had a bit of an issue at the end with a 1/2 imploded skirt while being side surfed in a surprisingly sticky little hole. All in all, still lot’s of fun. That afternoon we had our first regular clients, a group of Israelis. Good fun, and back to El Retiro. Alli, a Scottish bartender, was leaving the next morning, so it was a bit of party to send her off, and I stayed out a bit longer than maybe I should’ve.

The Bar staff from El Retiro in the raft.

Today was a short day, we only sold one trip this morning, so we were done working by lunchtime. Had a late lunch at El Retiro, and now I’m writing this email. Shortly, I’ll head to town, pick up my laundry. (shirts are only good for a day here, if that. I’ve been sweating nearly continuously since arriving. Going through lot’s of laundry. But a bagful costs just $3 to have done, so it’s not too bad. ) Maybe grab a Frutas Coco on my way home in lieu of dinner. Love those things. Tonight I plan to avoid El Retiro a bit, and maybe get an early nights sleep.

Tomorrow we are not signing up any clients, and Andrew and I are going to kayak the Cahabon river, to familiarize ourselves with it so we can hopefully begin leading trips on it on Friday. Good stuff.

It’s fun down here, but I do find myself surprisingly homesick. I miss Kim a lot. I can’t wait for her to get here so we can explore some more of Guatemala together. Even just being here would be much better if she was with me. I also miss some simple things, like my tomato garden, and knowing our peach tree must be just falling over under ripe peaches right now. I’m a little tired of having muddy feet. It’s impossible to stay clean.

Guatemala has been crazy super ROUGH. I think it has a grudge against me.

First, let me apologize, I have no new pictures.  My camera is in recover mode, tough in the humid environment here.

When I last updated the blog, I had had an OK, but slightly  frustrating start to my trip.  To recap briefly, I’d missed my flight, spent many days waiting for the raft guide to show up, thought I did see some neat stuff, then hurt my arm-shoulder falling through a rotted out step on some stairs.   But it was day 8, I’d paddled with Andrew the guide a few times, and we’d run 3 short commercial trips (2 days of work.)  I wrote –

Tomorrow we are not signing up any clients, and Andrew and I are going to kayak the Cahabon river, to familiarize ourselves with it so we can hopefully begin leading trips on it on Friday. Good stuff.

 Things had been slower than I’d hope, and my shoulder was still sore, but things were looking up.

Friday, Andrew and I decided to run the Lanquin and Rio Cahabon.  We put in on the Lanquin, and ran down to where we’d been taking out with the raft customers, a short but continuous Class III plus section.  I was still having a bit of difficulty in the too small boat, but I was OK.  We portaged around a big, ugly rapid (I’d be surprised if this is ever run successfully.) and after a 15 minute hike, put back in just above a long, long big Class IV plus rapid. I was leading, and finding the small boat pretty squirrelly in the pushy water.   And I’m trying to read and run rapids with few eddys (stopping points) to check things out from.  This is not a section that gets rafted commercially.  I’m perhaps a quarter mile into this really long rapid, and I come atop a wave a notice a big hole behind it, that I’d underestimated.    Crap.   I went into the hole, and got pummeled.  I flushed free, and rolled up.  Just in time to go into the bigger hole behind it.  This one was giving me a bit of pummeling, but I made it still in my boat.  And went into a third.  By this point my shoulder hurt a lot, and I was scared.   I failed at several attempts to roll in the hole, and ended up pulling my skirt and swimming.   Sometimes this is the good, prudent option.  Many times you just make the situation worse.  This turned out to be one of those.

The Swim was one of the worst I ever taken, if not the worst. It was long, I simply couldn’t find a safe eddy to swim too.  Andrew was far behind me and focused on my boat.  I was getting pummeled, repeatedly getting pushed into holes, held under for scary amounts of time,  and beaten into rocks.  It was bad.  And scary. And LONG.   It sucked.   really bad.  I don’t think it will for me, but I’ve heard of swims where the swimmer never returns to paddling, and this made me at least understand that.  (It was far from my mind at the time, but I think this is where my camera took on some water.)  I finally found a safe eddy and fought my way to it.   Unfortunately, it was on the wrong side of the river, and there was no sign of Andrew or my boat. I knew it was a long way upstream to a bridge or calm crossing point, so I headed downstream.  Through wet, muddy, slippery, Jungle.  Crap.  It was hard, slow going, and the heat was unbearable.  And it was steep, traversing a mountain side.  And slippery.  Did mention it was slippery? and covered with jungle plants.   Oh, and bugs.   If you get the idea I wasn´t having fun, you’ve got the point.  My shoulder, hip and knee were all focused pain points, but overall I felt as if I’d been through the wringer. It sucked.  Finally, after perhaps an hour or an hour and a half, I found a spot where I felt safe swimming across the river and heading down the road.   I soon met up with andrew again, and he had recovered my boat, minus my throwbag.  Oh well.

I rested.  And rested, and rested.  Eventually, I decided to press on.   We were, by this point, near the normal put in for the Cahabon day trips.   We paddled it, and portaged Rock’n’Roll, which was huge.

After getting a ride home, I went to the internet Cafe.  I felt beaten.  Both Physically and mentally.  In a week I had two painful, painful experiences.  I talked with Kim online, about leaving.   Saturday, I felt the same in the morning.  Just beaten.  We had no customers that day, and Andrew talked me into running the upper section of the Lanquin. It went smooth and well, we did it twice, and Sat night I was a bit tired and bored and sore, but OK.  Sunday we took a raft group down the Cahabon for the first time.  the water was HUGE.  Nearly the biggest the company had ever done it at.  Crazy big.  It was long, hard day.  Twice all the passengers were out of the raft.   Crazy, silly, big.  I was working hard and hating the boat and not really enjoying it.

Sunday night I was exhausted, I ate no dinner, and went to bed around 7.

Then it gets worse.   

On Monday morning I woke early, around 4 am.   My leg was burning in pain, my lymph node is my right groin area was on fire and swollen to the touch, I had a super high fever ( what temp does the brain cook? I might have lost a few.) And I had shaking chills and shivering in the hot jungle night. 

Damn.   I puked a few times, I wished my mom or my wife was there, puked a few more times.  That was pretty much all I did monday.     I did examine my leg, and there was new wound on my right calf, about the size of nickel, black as black can be, and oozing scary liquids.  I was pretty sure it was  spider bite, and likely poisonous.  I kept thinking pack to my wilderness first responder course, and I remembered the instructor Jon saying spider bites mostly kill the old, the infirm, and kids, but that brought little consolation.     I’ve felt worse pain, with the broken bones and all, but I’m not sure I’ve EVER felt sicker.  Absolutely unbelievably miserable.  for the next 20 hours I didn’t move.   I knew the patient needed to be evacuated (me), but there was no one around that day to help, and no way to call for help.   I was miserable, and truthfully, more than a little scared. 

At some point, I rummaged through my pack and found my first aid kit, I had some Cipro, and took that.  I didn´t have any idea if it’d work, but I figured it was worth a try. 

Tuesday morning, I felt marginally better.   I drug myself out of bed, shoved my things in my backpack, and made my way to the bus for the 8 hour ride to Antigua. I was over it.  In 15 days, I’d worked only 3, and been moderately injured twice, and now I’d been bitten by a poisonous spider.

A raft customer-passenger from Sundays trip recognized me and said hi, and asked what was up, I showed her my swollen, purple leg, and she gasped audibly.   Crap.   She was super nice though, and help me along the way, getting off the bus to buy me water and such when it stopped.  When we arrived in Antigua, it was late, and we couldn´t find any open Dr’s .  

Weds morning we went to the Dr, were she helped translate, I now know the words for infection, vomit, spider, poison and more in Spanish, so that’s cool.  I was happy she was there, as the Dr knew less English than I knew spanish, and I couldn’t focus on my phrasebook. She worked well as a translator, especially since, being from Holland, neither were her Native tongue.  I was feeling better, but still sick.  

I got some drugs from La farmaciria , and by lunchtime was feeling remarkably better.  Not sure what it was I got drug wise, wish I knew.   

I rested yesterday, and feel much better.  Leg is still swollen and discolored, but there is no pain anymore.  I’m not going back to Lanquin.  I was bored of it, hurt much of the time, and horribly sick.  Sometimes things just don´t work out, and this was one of those times. I’m in Antigua now, and having a better time.  Still trying to stay off my leg some, it’s still really swollen.  It’s VERY pretty here, and I like it.  I’ll make some better plans soon, but I think I’m going to take a spanish course, then hopefully Kim can join me in a week and we’ll do some travelling.   I’m in good spirits here, and yesterday ate some of the best tacos I’ve had in my life.   Went and watched a movie last night with new friends, and today I plan to relax and maybe do little shopping.  Tomorrow, maybe tour a Coffee plantation.   (my roots as my second real job ever was a Starbucks barista).  I wish Kim was here.  I wish my Camera worked.  But I’m alive, not in pain, and seemingly on the road to recovery, and for me, that counts for a lot.

Guatemala, Getting better…….

I suppose, after my last post, it would be hard for Guatemala to get worse. If it did, I probably wouldn´t be posting! After arriving it Antigua, I spent a few days recovering my leg and exploring the city. I was hanging out with Babke, the dutch girl who I met in Lanquin and helped me with the doctor. We met Emma, and irish traveler, and the three of us were hanging out. Last weekend, Babke was going to the beach, and Emma and I decided to travel to Lago Atilan together. It was a mellow weekend, super beautiful and Muy tranquilo. Thanks to Emma loaning me her camera, I was able to take loads of pictures. You guys know what a shutterbug I am and being without my camera was making me twitch a bit.

This week, I decided to sign up for a spanish language course. I love traveling in Latin American, and my lack of Spanish is embarrassing. I’ve been taking 6 hours a day of one on one instruction. My brain hurts. But I´ve learned a good amount and am enjoying it. i want to continue studying it when I get home. Kim comes down on Saturday, and is bringing the good camera, and we´re going to travel round the state, so you can expect loads and loads of photos in a week or so.

Kim – Now I´m in Guatemala too!

Hi everyone! I had a good flight to Guatemala and landed yesterday morning. Geoff picked me from the airport and impressed me with the spanish he learned in one week of intensive spanish lessons (6 hours a day, for 5 days). So, he´s now our official navigator! We walked around this cute little old town of Antigua yesterday and today. Antigua has a lot of old colonial architecture that´s now in ruins, but it´s quite a sight- the ruins in the foreground and lush greenery of volcanoes in the background. This morning, we had a “desayuno typico”, which was a typical breakfast consisting of beans, rice, really fresh and filling corn tortillas (much softer than back home, thicker too). The foods been so good. I ate nearly a whole papaya, fresh roasted corn with lime and sea salt, and tacos from a street vendor with smoked pork. So delicious, much better than my cooking lately. We also met up with some friends of Geoff last night and hung out at a Frida themed bar. Oh, i´ve also fallen in love with Licuados, these fresh fruit smoothies with milk and sugar. Okay, so it´s all about the food.

We also saw pretty flowers, gardens, the rubbles of old cathedrals, churches, museums, and markets. I love the produce market, that´s my favorite. They had rambutan but I´m really on the hunt for cherimoyas. It´s been fun so far. Tonight, we board a night bus for an 8 or 10 hour ride to see some Mayan ruins in Tikal, probably one of the more famous sites in Guatemala. Geoff has a few options of the itinerary planned out, but we may skip over to Belize to go snorkeling. It´s another country that Geoff wants to tick off, I think. I´m going to ask for little floaties. I don´t care, I have no shame. Hope everyone is doing well.

Kim

Belize

The other day we were at the Mayan ruins in Tikal in Guatemala, swatting away Mosquitos. At the last minute, we realized Belize was only a 6 hour bus ride away. Wanted to get out of the jungle heat.

Belize has been great. we are on Caye Caulker, a little island off of Belize city. 80 degree waters. snorkeled with sharks and stingray. really beautiful. hung out in my hammock. Kim got a tan for the first time in years. we are staying in a rustic cabana on stilts on the beach. $20 a night. piddle around the dirt roads of the town on a little rusted out beach cruiser with a basket.

island life is good ‘mon.

Guatemala and Belize – Kim and Geoff explore together

Well, it was an eventful five weeks. If you didn’t see the posts, click the Guatemala “tag” at the end of this post, and read some of the earlier stories. It didn’t go so smooth. But it ended on a very nice week. I (Geoff) ended up resting and taking Spanish classes in Antigua, and was quite pleased by what I could learn in a very limited time. The last few days of my school week were really fun. It was a festival in Antigua, which provided parades, street food, concerts and more. I even went to a football (soccer) match, which was really fun.

After Kim showed up, we spent a day and half exploring the very nice town of Antigua, then took a long night bus to Tikal, in Northern Guatemala. It’s an impressive Mayan ruin, and we enjoyed exploring it. There were howler monkeys and spider monkeys, which was cool. It was also crazy hot, silly humid, and the mosquitoes were thick.

So we went to Belize. It wasn’t really part of the plan, but we realized we were close, and it just was too tempting. We ended up staying 3 nights. We stayed on Caye Caulker, a tiny island off the coast, near the world’s second longest barrier reef. You can ride a bike the length of the island in 10 minutes. We had a rustic but nice cabin, right on the beach. Pretty sweet.We hung out, swam, and snorkelled on the reefs. Lots. It was awesome. I really enjoyed it.
After we left Belize, it was another long trip back to Guatemala. We had some time in Flores, then back to Antigua. We did some shopping, Guatemala has some nice stuff for cheap, I got myself a leather case for my computer that I like a lot. Then we rode horses up an active Volcano. An roasted marshmallows over lava.

Kim is really roasting marshmallows. The heat was pretty intense.

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