"Infants are the drill sergeants of parenting bootcamp. They give you four basic tasks – diapers, burping, feeding, and napping – and then scream at you when you do them wrong. There’s no encouragement, no smiles, just crying and quiet. And they give you tasks
I was asleep, and Hazel woke me up, loudly saying something. I opened her door, and she was really upset. "I don’t want all this candy in my bed!!!" I convinced her that there was no candy, and she went back to sleep….